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Howie thought brass was the height of style

Now he's got something of a steampunk smile

and it's alright

It's alright it's alright!

Sally got a dagger hung from her septum

O'mallly cut his ears off - But wishes that he kept them

And it's alright

It's alright to be cool!

You do what you do what you do!

Rooney got his skull exposed - DOGGONIT!!

Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it!

Do what you want with you!

Be non-chalant with screws!

Stuck through your eyelids, you

New wave of pirates!

MODIFY!

Modify whatever!

MODIFY!

Modify and sever!

MODIFY!

May nothing get rejected!

May nothing get infected!

Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed!

Adjacent to her eyes 'cuz she wants to look mauled!

And it's alright!

It's alright, it's alright!

Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet!

Donnie stuck 40, if only to compete

And it's alright!

It's alright to be cool

You do what you do what you do!

Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope!

His plan kind of failed, but it would've been dope!

Do what you want with you!

Be non-chalant with screws!

Stuck through your eyelids, you

New wave of pirates!

MODIFY!

Modify whatever!

MODIFY!

Modify and sever!

MODIFY!

May nothing get rejected!

May nothing get infected!

MODIFY!

Modify whatever!

MODIFY!

Modify and sever!

MODIFY!

May nothing get rejected! (Knock yourself out!)

May nothing get infected!